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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:12:31 GMT -5
"Muggle books can be interesting," Remus protested. "I happen to think Alexandre Dumas is a literary genius. The plan the man comes up with!" Edmund Dantes was a bit of an idol for Remus.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 3, 2007 18:15:56 GMT -5
"Are there any pictures?" Sirius craned his neck to read over Remus's shoulder.
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:17:35 GMT -5
Remus rolled his eyes. "Honestly, Padfoot, have you read a book in your life beyond Peter Rabbit?" ((*hums* A book report on Peter Rabbit... ))
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 3, 2007 18:18:41 GMT -5
"Depends," Sirius mused. "Does Playboy count as a book?"
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:20:22 GMT -5
"And you mock me for reading a classic when you prefer to ogle the breasts of Muggle women?" Remus whacked his friend lightly upside the head with the (rather heavy) book. "Honestly."
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 3, 2007 18:25:51 GMT -5
"Oi," Sirius glared at Remus as he rubbed the side of his head. "That was uncalled for, don't you think? And there's nothing wrong with tits. Unless, of course, you don't like tits..."
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:27:05 GMT -5
"Uncalled for!" Remus objected. "And no. You need a whack every once in a while. And for your information, I do like women. Some women."
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Post by Marlene Mckinnon on Sept 3, 2007 18:28:49 GMT -5
"Sirius, unlike you, Remus has respect for women. He's not a pig, either. You could learn a thing or two from him, really," she commented, giving him a look.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 3, 2007 18:31:58 GMT -5
"I'm a pig, now, am I?" Sirius playfully pinched Marly's thigh. "I'd rather be a pig than a worm. A bookworm."
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:34:10 GMT -5
"Y'know, maybe if you read the textbooks instead of flocking to me everytime there's a paper, you'd learn something. What a foreign concept that must be to you..."
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Post by Marlene Mckinnon on Sept 3, 2007 18:34:52 GMT -5
She slapped his hand, giving him a dirty look. "And girls would rather a respectful man over a pig. You just...snog and run, so it would seem."
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:36:56 GMT -5
"More like shag and run..." Remus taunted, all in good fun.
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Post by Severus Snape on Sept 3, 2007 18:38:22 GMT -5
((He should know!))
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Post by Marlene Mckinnon on Sept 3, 2007 18:38:50 GMT -5
"Ew, ew, Remus, far too much information that I did not need to know," she said, blocking her ears, her face contorted in disgust.
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Post by Remus Lupin on Sept 3, 2007 18:40:22 GMT -5
((Remus does not shag and run! He wanted to help Harry in his quest to find the holy gra-- no, wait, sorry... )) "Well, it's true! Why do you think Shayna Abbot won't speak to him?" Remus continued.
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