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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 4, 2007 21:16:10 GMT -5
"I...feel like I'm watching something very, very wrong here..." Sirius covered his eyes. "Maaaaaaarly. Make 'em stooooooop."
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Post by James Potter on Sept 4, 2007 21:16:47 GMT -5
Marly looked around--nothing was heavy enough. She smirked at Sirius then kicked James in the bag of the leg--hard.
James winced a little, and ignored her, taking the hand from around Lily's waist, momentarily, to flip Marly off, then continued kissing her. He even felt himself get a little...erm, excited in his lower region.
Marly just covered her eyes, slipping her fingers apart to look at Sirius. "I tried! You do something!" she pleaded.
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 4, 2007 21:19:29 GMT -5
Lily forced his head back, closer towards her, grunting a little at the unwelcomed movement. Her hands traveled into his hair, tangling gently with the jet black locks.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 4, 2007 21:19:49 GMT -5
"I...uh...nngghhh..." Sirius covered his whole face with his hands. "Oi...uhm...how about we pour cold water on them? Where's my wand..."
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Post by James Potter on Sept 4, 2007 21:21:52 GMT -5
"Just do something quick! Oh, Merlin, this is so incredibly wrong," she winced, turning her head away, her eyes still covered. "I didn't think Lily even knew HOW to do that!"
James was...shocked. Utterly shocked. He broke away momentarily, for air, before hungrily going for her lips again, smudging her lipstick all over, and becoming...quite hard. This was surely a dream. One that he never wanted to wake from.
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 4, 2007 21:24:12 GMT -5
Lily made a sound, whether it was a moan or a groan, she didn't know, once she felt something digging into her thigh. She turned her head slightly to the side, letting James' lips trail on her skin. "That... mm... That better be a... a bloody wand in your... mmm, pocket," Lily whispered, quite incoherently.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 4, 2007 21:24:28 GMT -5
Sighing, Sirius went over to the settee he was sitting on and grabbed his wand. He pointed it at James and Lily and muttered, "Aguamenti." A spurt of water emerged from the tip of the wand, right in the faces of the so-called happy couple.
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Post by James Potter on Sept 4, 2007 21:28:35 GMT -5
James hated it, but he had to pull away. He glared at Sirius with a death glare. Oh, if looks could kill.
"What are you two doing, trying to scar us for life?!" Marly shouted, sitting up, again. "Merlin, we get it, you're telling the truth!"
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 4, 2007 21:30:00 GMT -5
Lily was left to be dropped back on the seat. She was panting, her hair frazzled and her lips smudged and swollen. Not to mention, soaking wet. "You bloody prat," She said breathlessly to Sirius. "You twit!"
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 4, 2007 21:31:39 GMT -5
"We asked for an example!" Sirius snapped. "Not a bloody peep show! Merlin's cock, James is like my sodding brother! I don't need to see that!"
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 4, 2007 21:33:23 GMT -5
"If he's like your brother, then you should've believed him! And not want an example!" Lily spat back. She whipped out her wand, and instead of hexing Sirius, she muttered a hot air spell, drying her hair and face.
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Post by James Potter on Sept 4, 2007 21:33:49 GMT -5
"My virgin eyes aren't so virgin anymore," Marly said. "I think I'm going to be sick. Lily, since when do you even know HOW to kiss?!"
"Oh sod off, you two," James said grumpily, sitting down with a pout and his arms crossed. "You're both just pissy because it wasn't you two," he mumbled. Marly death glared at him, choosing not to even bother responding.
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 4, 2007 21:35:22 GMT -5
"C'mere, James," Lily murmured, and dried off his face like she had done to herself. When she was done, she gave him a peck on the cheek and settled next to him, leaning her head on his shoulder.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 4, 2007 21:37:24 GMT -5
Sirius's mouth gaped open. "What's THAT supposed to mean, then?! I'm not about to go off and snog Marly!"
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Post by James Potter on Sept 4, 2007 21:39:38 GMT -5
"Good," Marly said, glaring at the couple again, who were beside her. She rolled her eyes and got up, sitting next to Sirius--with quite some space between them. She would be happier for the pair, like she thought she would, but the display was disgusting and now it was weird.
James wrapped his arm around Lily. "I was joking around, calm down," he said. "Though, I will get you two back for that."
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